Discover UPPER EASTSIDE

Handcrafted Alchemy. Hand-Poured Luxury.

Artisanal Alchemy for Body & Soul

Discover a world where self-care is an art form. Our curated collection is small-batch crafted and hand-poured to ensure peak potency and a truly artisanal experience.

From our silken Refined Shea Butter to our decadent Whipped Shea and botanical Beard Elixirs, we use only the finest Jojoba, Argan, and Sweet Almond oils. Experience luxury beauty tailored for your most radiant self.

The Grooming Ritual: Warm 3–5 drops between your palms to activate the botanical alchemy. Massage upward into the beard and skin. Finish with a comb for a red-carpet shine. Best applied to a damp beard after a warm shower.

Beard Oil

The Gentleman’s Glow. A master-blend of Jojoba and Vitamin E for a non-greasy, high-shine finish.

Our Signature Scents:

* Rosso East – A vibrant, summer-inspired melody of watermelon and sea salt.

* Bois – A sophisticated, warm embrace of golden amber and rare woods.

* Coastal Dream – The essence of a California sunset; citrus-forward and airy.

* 310 – Our sleek, modern classic. Clean, bold, and unforgettable.

* Naked – 100% Fragrance-Free. All the shine and softness of our master-blend, with none of the scent. Pure alchemy.

The Moisture Ritual: Take a marble-sized amount and let it melt into your palms. Apply to skin immediately after bathing to lock in 24-hour hydration. For an extra glow, use the 'Gold Digger' on collarbones and shoulders.

Whipped Shea Butter

The Cloud Cream. Signature hand-whipped Argan and Jojoba blend that melts on contact.

Our Best-Sellers:

* Gold Digger – A rich, decadent vanilla infused with a radiant gold shimmer.

*Aloe Vera – Fresh and botanical. (Matte finish / No shimmer).

* Mahogany Coconut – Creamy woodsy bliss. (Matte finish / No shimmer).

* Cucumber Melon – A crisp classic. (Matte finish / No shimmer).

* Pure Cloud – Unscented and hypoallergenic. Our signature whipped texture in its most natural, raw form.

The Artisan Ritual: This is your blank canvas. Melt gently over a double boiler to blend with your favorite essential oils, or use it raw for intense, unscented healing. Perfect for DIY body butters and hair masks.

Create Your Own Dream

The Blank Canvas. Pure, impeccably smooth Shea Butter. The foundation for your own artisanal creations.

OUR ALCHEMY

From raw botanicals to gold-shimmer clouds, we believe beauty should be a sensory experience. Every jar is hand-poured with intention at Upper EastSide.

START YOUR ALCHEMY

SHIPPING & HANDCRAFTED CARE Small Batch Integrity: Every product at Upper EastSide is hand-poured and made to order to ensure the highest quality. Please allow 3–5 business days for artisanal crafting before your order ships.

OUR SMALL-BATCH COMMITMENT
Artisanal Lead Times: Because we hand-pour every jar to ensure peak freshness, please allow 3–5 business days for your order to be crafted before shipping.

The Alchemy Guarantee: We take immense pride in our formulas. If your order arrives damaged or isn't what you expected, please contact us within 48 hours. Due to the handcrafted, personal nature of our products, we cannot accept returns once a seal is broken.